Miss North Carolina, Day 3

It's definitely 4:07 am. The rather unattractive lady behind the desk here at the Radisson is in full blown panic mode because all her crap turned back an hour overnight. I think it must be 4:08 am now, but you never know judging by the way this woman is carrying on and on about this disaster. I know the time change is next week, so I'm not worried. It's just aggravating. It's much easier to take stupidity from some one if they are beautiful. Which was what I dealt with on Saturday (I said turd) when my partner Bruce Wayne and I interviewed all 140 something contestants. I'm not saying they were all dummies. Far from it, many of the older girls have finished college and are teachers, nurses and doctors. But one girls said the judges asked her what book she was reading and she confessed to us she hadn't read a book since 5th grade! Half of the contestants didn't know who the Vice-President was! And when we asked them what their favorite movie was, some actually said "I don't really have a favorite movie, I like all movies equally." huh? But damn, she was sexy when she said it.

I've learned 1 in 5 girls here say "The Notebook" is their favorite. But one incredible girl (I believe it was the girl on the left, Jessie) said her favorite was "The Princess Bride" and when I asked her for her favorite line from the film she said "No more rhymes now, I mean it. Anybody want a peanut?" How awesome was that babe.


Anyway, the live show went great, I was on camera on Friday but Directed the shoot on Saturday. Between all the video work and the chatting with babes, there's a lot of carrying around heavy shit. And late nights. I'm on three hours sleep right now. And I never pick the winners correctly. My favorite teen didn't even make top 15, but my Miss contestant was first runner up, so maybe I'm getting better.

Your new Miss Teen North Carolina is Julie Dalton.















And your new Miss North Carolina, Andrea Duke, who had the best evening gown, no question.




BTW, the High Point Radisson (Radisshon) gets two big thumbs down for RUNNING OUT OF SHAMPOO! I travel light and depend on those little mini shampoos in hotel showers, then I like to steal them and use them in the showers in the exercise room at work. Yes you can run out of shampoo. But after that GET SOME FREAKING MORE! No shampoo for three days is unacceptable! Send out your ugly desk worker for more!

It is SOP (standard operating procedure) to wear an NFL jersey if you're flying on a Sunday. I broke out my Chris Cooley skin's jersey today, my airport shuttle driver is a cheesehead in a Farve jersey, and I'm looking at this wimpy Eddie Munster lookin' guy in a Julius Peppers jersey. Our eyes meet and we give a small, nearly imperceptable nod. We're in the club. We're the coolest. Even my pilot give me a "Go Skins!" when I exit the plane. I respond with a "Go Skins! Thanks for not crashing!"

Oh Yeah, Soulja Boy was on my flight. No shit. He was actually staying at the same hotel, and his tour bus was parked outside. He had about 5 ho's (and I am being quite literal with that , they were definitely ho's) or dancers or unemployed models get on his bus. While his bus drives to his next concert (he's in Cleveland tonight), he and a 2 man entourage got on the plane with me. Didn't he see La Bamba? You never take the plane while your tour bus drives to the gig! BTW soulja, ever heard of Los Del Rios? They were you ten years ago.

I'm tired and I miss my family. I miss holding my babies, and answering Dominic's questions, and fighting with my wife. In two weeks I do it all over again in Missouri. Maybe the blog will get a visit before that. NOW CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY HOOOOOOOO SUPERMAN DAT HOOOOOOOOO!http://lyrics.com/lyric.php?id=42865