Nobody Acknowledges Silent Bob

I thought I had a decent enough Silent Bob costume going for Halloween, but I got zippy props for it. I think people just thought I was an overdressed flasher or some shit. C'MON PEOPLE! I grew a shitty beard for 2 weeks for this! Maybe I was in the wrong neighborhood. It seemed none of the parents around here were sporting costumes, even though they aren't much older then I. And I was trick or treating with 2 Buzz Lightyears, Batman and a Faerie Princess. WATCH A KEVIN SMITH MOVIE SOMETIME, PEOPLE!


p.s. my dramatic pose is MONEY!