Need to get tested?

I hope you all know the story of Michael Vick's infamous HIV test alias. Even though this has been hushed up by mainstream media and espn won't touch it, Michael Vick's girlfriend is sueing him for giving her Herpes. It seems when Vick goes to the clinic to get tested, he uses the incredibly cool alias, Ron Mexico. Needless to say, number 7 flacons jerseys with the name "Mexico" have become hot sellers. So if you need an alias to visit the clinic, here's a helpfull name generator. Have fun!

Sincerely,

Stark Kyrgyzstan