I Could Kick a Dog's Ass!

You know, I think I could kick a dog's ass if one tried to attack me. Not a little yappy dog either, I'm talking bout a killer, like this pooch up there. There's been alot of this in the news lately, these dogs killing kids and old folks, but I would just beat the living shit out of a dog if it came at me or my kid or my old folks.
I think I would Crane kick that Dog right as it jumped for my throat. Right on the chin. That would stun it for sure. There's no way I'm letting that Dog anywhere near my head. But it wouldn't end there. That dog might bite my arm or something, but i've seen enough wrasslin' in my younger days to pull off a supplex on that damn dog. BAM! If 280 lbs of me lands on that Dog, it's gonna at least break a few ribs. Then I'd poke it's eyes out, then rip it's nose off, so it couldn't smell me, then shove it's nose in it's ear, so it couldn't hear me.
"You better enjoy the taste of my arm Dog, cause you just lost 3 of your 5 senses!" I would tell the Dog.
Then I'd Cheetah Sneak that Dog about 20 times in ten seconds, to get him to let go of my arm. And don't let there be a tree or boulder around, cause I'll put the KaMala splash on that Dog's ass! Oh YEEAH!
Anyway, that's what happened to the dinosaurs. Humans got tired of their shit, always biting cavemen and eating cavebabies and cave-old-folks. So they and beat them up. Real Bad.

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