Thursday, June 30, 2005

PLUNK!! Biggio takes 268 for the team!


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Astros All-Time great Craig Biggio set the major league record for getting hit by a pitch, when Rockies Pitcher/Loser Byung-Hyun Kim tagged him with what Kim calls his "fastball" yesterday. It was the 268th time Biggio gotten plunked, passing former record holder and Mariners manager Don Baylor. Just to prove it wasn't a fluke and that he wasn't just trying to get his name into Cooperstown, Kim beaned Jeff Bagwell with the next pitch. Can you say "Waste of a Roster Spot?" (C'mon Furl?)

So, should Biggio be in the Hall of Fame? Hell yes, says I. Sure, he's a career .286 hitter (which isn't bad), but he's got over 1000 career RBIs, over 400 SB, 244 HR, 2718 Hits (52nd All-Time), and a silly 587 doubles, which is a shit-load of doubles. He's moved from catcher to second bass to outfield and back to second, winning gold gloves and making the all-star team. Put him in.

p.s. - That could have been Scott beaning Biggio, those stupid, stupid rockies!

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Steve Kline will put your ass in the COBRA CLUTCH!!


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My new favorite pitcher: Baltimore Orioles' Steve Kline. Last night against the Yankees he got reamed by the umps when they called him for a balk, after it seemed that Jason Giambi had called time out. Kline exploded and charged the umps, and had to be restrained by his manager who Kline kept pushing into the umpires. After the game, he had this to say, "The umps suck up to the Yankees." The entire yankees dugout began yelling "Balk," then the ump called it. "This was a bogus call," said Kline. "I was deliberating whether to put the home plate ump in the Cobra Clutch." Now THAT would have been something. Mad props to Kline for dropping a mention of the finishing move of Sgt. Slaughter! He was probably calling that ump a commie turd!

Friday, June 24, 2005

Fun with the URBAN DICTIONARY!

Here's one of my favorite new websites, www.urbandictionary.com. Just click on a word and then hit random to get a new word for hours of laughter. Ha Ha Ha!I've submitted a few words for defining and was going to submit this one, but alas, it was already there! Click for the official definition of ........ an UPPER DECK!

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

HEE HEE! I'm FREE!


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Let me know what you think about MJ!

Sunday, June 05, 2005

CD Review - WEEZER - Make Believe

There are probably only about seven bands left that I will buy their new albums on the day they are released, no questions asked. Three of those (Def Leppard, U2 and Collective Soul) released new material in the last year, and now along comes Weezer's latest, Make Believe.
I must give credit to my sister Vicki for getting me hooked on Weezer, she actually owned the Blue Album before I did. Since then , Weezer has become my Beatles. I actually know every word to every song of theirs and can play a lot of those songs on guitar. Back in my glorious Cheetah Sneak days, I was always trying to push the guys to play Weezer songs (we covered Say It Ain't So and HashPipe) and Undone (The Sweater Song) was my chance to grab the mic and sing lead vocals. If I could find 3 other musicians with similar Weezer love, I'd form a Weezer tribute band tomorrow. (Actually I've been tossing around the idea of a band that only plays Weezer and Beatle songs and calling it either the "Weatles" or "Beezer", or the incredibly lame "WeezerBeatles.") Anyway.......

In a day of faceless "modern rock" bands, Weezer is refreshingly indentifiable, both in appearance and sound. Singer/Guitarist/Genius Rivers Cuomo, Guitarist Brian Bell, Drummer Pat Wilson and even new (the last 2 albums) bassist Scot Shriner exude goofy nerdiness, that may or may not be a PR gimmick, but it's still a nice change.(The exception to the faceless music thing is 3 Doors Down, who should be more faceless, as they are the ugliest band in the history of music. Seriously, if you met a guy and he said he was a musician and he was the ugliest man you've ever seen, chances are great that he's in 3 Doors Down. Why hasn't anyone had the balls to tell those guys to stop putting themselves in their videos!.) Anyway....

Though many "emo" bands have followed, Weezer is still the best and most original. They manage to reinvent themselves on every album, while still maintaining a musical identity of Weezerishness. (COPYWRITE! I just made up that word. If you want to use it, ya gotta pay me a dollar!) The Blue Album blew us all away in 1994, and established Weezer's plaintative vocals, griding guitars, ripping guitar solos and supremely catchy hooks. Pinkerton followed in 1996 and was dubbed by Rolling Stone Magazine "The Worst Album of the Year." My boycott of never buying a Rolling Stone is still in effect. The backlash forced Rivers Cuomo into self imposed exile to Harvard and we all believed Weezer was done.

Fastforward 4 years, Weezer was more popular then ever and Pinkerton has become a cult favorite and a critical success. Weezer reforms, sadly without Bassist (and falsetto vocalist) Matt Sharp (who went off to form the Rentals.) 2001 saw the release of the hook-filled pop-fest Green Album, followed by hard-rockin' 70's-ish Maladroit in 2002.

Enough history, on to Make Believe. They've joined with Super Producer Rick Rubin (Beastie Boys' Licensed to Ill, Run DMC's Raising Hell, Red hot Chili Peppers' Blood Sugar Sex Magic) to create another great album. Beginning with the first single Beverly Hills, a power chord yell-along that seems dumb but will stick in your head for weeks, this album delivers from start to finish. Other highlights include track # 3 This is such a Pity which catches Weezer as 80's New Wave as they've ever sounded, and # 5 Peace, a midtempo love song with a way cool guitar riff. Also the rockin' track #9 My Best Friend. But I really love The Other Way buried way down at track #10, and destined to become one of my all-time Weezer favorites. You'll be singing this song after just one listen. There's also one turd. Track#6, We are All on Drugs, is one to skip. There's nothing tongue in cheek about it, it just sounds like Weezer doing a cheesy Public Service Announcement.

In the Weezer Album Catalogue, it goes like this: from Clean punk pop to raw alt rock: Green Album, Blue Album, Pinkerton, Maladroit. Make Believe falls between the Green and Blue albums. It's more complex then Green, but not as loaded with original, memorable hits as Blue. It's more mainstream then Pinkerton, and more accessible then Maladroit. It's classic Weezer and it's destined to be my soundtrack of the summer of 05.

The Sneaky Cheetah's Grade: A

(note: the other three of the "seven" band mentioned in the first paragraph are Live, Splender and Breaking Benjamin. NOOTCH!)

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Originators Rock too Hard!

This band I know here in DC was recently shut down at the Crawfish Festival in Charlottesville VA for rocking too loud and hard. Click here then click "Shut down in Charlottesville to read the hilarious story!
Those silly Originators. I don't think they comprehend the power of rock that they posses.